District Directory
Souvenirs, field notes, stickers, and objects we are legally allowed to sell.
No refunds after portal exposure.
Project cabinets, experimental builds, and things that almost work.
Please do not unplug the cabinet in the corner.
Curated case files, lore fragments, and a timeline we are still reconstructing.
Please do not tap the glass.
Bob's cabinet. Insert a question. Results are not guaranteed but are usually interesting.
Temporarily sentient. Bob says this is probably fine.
Temporarily unmanned. The register is still running.
Maintenance has already been notified.
Something has already been turned in on your behalf.
Extraterrestrial parking has moved behind the chapel.
Open Tuesdays and Fridays. Do not ask about the back room.
Reflections may desynchronize during electrical storms.
Authorized staff, maintenance personnel, cryptids with valid badges, and Bob.
Please do not feed the groundskeeper.