District Status
Access to all open Midway districts. Cryptid encounters not included but also not excluded.
District Directory
Souvenirs, field notes, stickers, and objects we are legally allowed to sell.
No refunds after portal exposure.
Project cabinets, experimental builds, and things that almost work.
Please do not unplug the cabinet in the corner.
Curated case files, lore fragments, and a timeline we are still reconstructing.
Please do not tap the glass.
Bob's cabinet. Insert a question. Results are not guaranteed but are usually interesting.
Temporarily sentient. Bob says this is probably fine.
Temporarily unmanned. The register is still running.
Maintenance has already been notified.
Something has already been turned in on your behalf.
Extraterrestrial parking has moved behind the chapel.
The Cursed Traveling Agency travel desk. Route oracles, field permits, and official paperwork for real destinations.
The trolley knows where you meant to go.
Open Tuesdays and Fridays. Do not ask about the back room.
Reflections may desynchronize during electrical storms.
Authorized staff, maintenance personnel, cryptids with valid badges, and Bob.
Please do not feed the groundskeeper.
Incident Log
The organ in the wedding chapel played something no one requested. Guests appreciated it. Warden says this was not unexpected.
A visitor left a note in the Lost & Found. The note was addressed to the Midway. The Midway has been informed.
The Crossroads Incident. Museum is documenting. Details pending clearance.
You are here. The Midway has noted your arrival. Welcome. Please don't rush.
System reset logged. Visitor records from Year 1 through Year 9 purged per EMP-0000 directive. Reason: unspecified. Warden filed a note of objection. The note was also purged.
EMP-0019 completed routine maintenance on the Broadcast Tower. Signal confirmed nominal. First transmission inbound. The Midway has been informed.